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ORDER #0001 14 September 2025 EASY● NEVER MADE

Classic Chocolate Chip Cookies

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PREP
15 minutes
TOTAL
30 minutes
SERVES
24
INGREDIENTS
9
TOOLS
5
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There’s nothing quite like the aroma of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies wafting through your kitchen. This classic recipe delivers everything you want in a chocolate chip cookie: crispy edges, chewy centers, and plenty of melty chocolate in every bite.

What Makes These Special

This recipe uses the perfect ratio of brown sugar to white sugar, creating cookies with just the right amount of chewiness and caramelized flavor. The secret is in the technique - slightly underbaking ensures that perfect soft center while still achieving golden edges.

Ingredients

  • 225g unsalted butter, softened - Room temperature is key for proper creaming
  • 150g granulated sugar - Provides structure and crispy edges
  • 165g brown sugar, packed - Adds moisture and chewiness
  • 2 large eggs - Binding and richness
  • 2 tsp vanilla extract - Essential flavor enhancer
  • 280g all-purpose flour - The foundation of our cookies
  • 1 tsp baking soda - Creates the perfect rise and texture
  • 1 tsp salt - Enhances all the flavors
  • 340g chocolate chips - Use high-quality chips for best results

Instructions

Step 1: Prepare Your Workspace

Preheat your oven to 190°C (375°F). Line baking sheets with parchment paper. This prevents sticking and ensures even browning.

Step 2: Cream Butter and Sugars

In a large bowl, cream together the softened butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until light and fluffy - about 3-4 minutes with an electric mixer. This step is crucial for texture.

Step 3: Add Eggs and Vanilla

Beat in eggs one at a time, ensuring each is fully incorporated before adding the next. Mix in vanilla extract until combined.

Step 4: Combine Dry Ingredients

In a separate bowl, whisk together flour, baking soda, and salt. Gradually add this to the butter mixture, mixing just until combined. Don’t overmix!

Step 5: Fold in Chocolate Chips

Gently fold in the chocolate chips with a wooden spoon or spatula, distributing them evenly throughout the dough.

Step 6: Shape and Bake

Using a cookie scoop or spoon, drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto prepared baking sheets, spacing them about 5cm apart. Bake for 9-11 minutes, until edges are golden but centers still look slightly underdone.

Step 7: Cool and Enjoy

Let cookies cool on the baking sheet for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack. This allows them to finish cooking and set properly.

Pro Tips

  • Room Temperature Ingredients: Ensure butter and eggs are at room temperature for best mixing
  • Don’t Overbake: Cookies continue cooking on the hot pan after removal from oven
  • Chill the Dough: For thicker cookies, chill dough for 30 minutes before baking
  • Even Sizing: Use a cookie scoop for uniform cookies that bake evenly

Troubleshooting

Cookies spreading too much? Your butter may be too warm, or you need more flour.

Cookies too hard? You may have overbaked them or overmixed the dough.

Uneven browning? Rotate baking sheets halfway through baking time.

Variations

  • Double Chocolate: Replace 30g flour with cocoa powder
  • Oatmeal Chocolate Chip: Substitute 80g flour with rolled oats
  • Sea Salt: Sprinkle flaky sea salt on top before baking

Storage

Store in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 1 week. For longer storage, freeze baked cookies for up to 3 months, or freeze cookie dough balls for fresh-baked cookies anytime.


This recipe makes 24 generous cookies and takes just 30 minutes from start to finish. Perfect for satisfying sudden cookie cravings or impressing guests with homemade treats.

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