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ORDER #0337 31 August 2026 MEDIUM● NEVER MADE

Chilled Greek Seeded Crackers with Berry-Lemon Labneh Dip

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PREP
35 minutes (plus 2 hours chilling)
TOTAL
2 hours 35 minutes
SERVES
6
INGREDIENTS
18
TOOLS
10
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no-bake
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What Makes This Special

This recipe brings together the rustic, healthful flavors of Greek-style seeded crackers with a refreshing, no-bake twist: a chilled berry-lemon labneh dip. Using only whole seeds and oats (no flour!), these crackers are pressed and chilled instead of baked—perfect for summer and easy on your kitchen. The tangy, ultra-creamy labneh gets a burst of seasonal berry and lemon, making this snack as vibrant as it is cooling. It’s a celebration of Greek mezze with a colorful, modern update!

Ingredients

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For the Seeded Crackers

  • Rolled oats, seeds (sunflower, pumpkin, chia, sesame, flaxseed): Provide crunch, nutrition, and the classic Greek mezze texture.
  • Dried Greek oregano: Brings a savory, unmistakable Mediterranean aroma.
  • Olive oil: Binds and adds richness.
  • Warm water: Activates seeds (especially chia and flax) to help the mixture set.
  • Salt and pepper: Essential for flavor!

For the Chilled Berry-Lemon Labneh Dip

  • Greek yogurt: Once strained, becomes thick and creamy labneh.
  • Fine salt: Intensifies the yogurt tang.
  • Seasonal berries: Add color, sweetness, and a vitamin boost.
  • Honey: Compliments berries and balances tartness.
  • Lemon zest and juice: Brightens up the dip.
  • Fresh mint: Optional, for a summery finish.

Instructions

Step 1: Prepare the Labneh (Chilled Yogurt Cheese)

Place a fine mesh strainer over a bowl and line it with cheesecloth. Spoon the Greek yogurt into the center and sprinkle with 1/2 tsp fine sea salt. Fold the cloth over the yogurt and refrigerate for at least 2 hours (or up to overnight). This removes whey, thickening the yogurt into spreadable labneh.

Step 2: Mix the Seeded Cracker Base

In a large bowl, combine the oats, sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, chia seeds, sesame seeds, and ground flaxseed. Add dried oregano, 1/2 tsp sea salt, and black pepper. Stir in the olive oil and warm water, mixing until everything is evenly moistened. Let the mixture sit for 10 minutes—this allows the chia and flax to gel and bind the dough.

Step 3: Shape and Chill the Crackers

Line a baking sheet or flat tray with parchment paper. Transfer the seed mixture onto the paper; cover with a second sheet of parchment. Use a rolling pin or flat glass to press the mixture into a 5mm-thick rectangle (about 20x30cm). Remove the top parchment, then score into cracker shapes (squares or diamonds) with a knife or pizza cutter. Chill in the refrigerator for at least 1.5 hours until firm and sliceable.

Step 4: Prepare the Berry-Lemon Dip

While the crackers chill, mash half the berries with a fork, leaving the rest whole for texture. In a bowl, whisk the strained labneh with honey, lemon zest, and lemon juice. Gently fold in the berries. Cover and refrigerate until serving for best flavor and a chilled effect.

Step 5: Serve and Enjoy

Once the cracker slab is firm, carefully break or cut along the scored lines. Arrange on a platter. Swirl the berry-lemon labneh into a small bowl, top with extra berries and fresh mint. Serve everything chilled for a truly refreshing Greek summer snack.

Pro Tips

  • Use full-fat Greek yogurt: Yields creamiest, richest labneh and won’t become watery.
  • Press evenly: For uniform crackers, roll the dough to an even thickness—this ensures balanced texture.
  • Chill thoroughly: The no-bake method relies on chilling, so don’t rush it!

Troubleshooting

Cracker mix won’t hold together? Make sure you let the seeds and oats soak for 10 minutes; if still crumbly, add another tablespoon of water and remix.

Labneh too runny? Strain longer or squeeze cheesecloth gently to remove more whey. Full-fat yogurt also helps.

Variations

  • Herb Twist: Swap oregano for thyme or dill for a new Mediterranean flavor.
  • Nutty Crackers: Add 20g finely chopped walnuts or almonds to the cracker base.
  • Berry Swap: Use diced peaches or apricots instead of berries for a different summer vibe.

Storage

Store crackers in an airtight container in the refrigerator for up to 1 week (as they’re not baked, keep chilled). The berry-labneh dip keeps in the fridge for 3 days—stir before serving. For best texture, serve both components cold.

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